“Master of Fap” is the ultimate anthem to embrace the art of solo satisfaction! With fap-tastic lyrics and the solos are simply bursting, you gotta give a hand to this track.

Lyrics:
[Melodic Solo]
[Verse 1]
I got the urge, (ohh) , (ohh)
She’s got a list of reasons why not to show.
“I’m busy with yoga,” she says with a grin,
But I got needs, spank the steak again.
(Master of Fap!)

She’s got her apps, her hobbies galore,
Every night’s her new excuse to ignore. (ignore, ignore)
But I can’t let my sex life slack,
Gonna be the master of fap!
(The Master of Fap!)

[Solo]
[Chorus]
Master of fap, always honing my skill, (my skill, my skill)
Her silly excuses merely give me a thrill.
(ohh) Master of fap, I like it that way, (yeah!)
Perfecting my art while she’s busy today.
(Master of fap!)

Master of fap, I’m solo tonight, (yo!)
My alone time is pure delight. (delight, delight, delight)
Master of fap, with a secret power, (yeah!)
Embracing my alone time, hour after hour.
(I’m The Master of Fap!)

[Solo]
[Verse 2]
She said, “I’m redecorating the spare room,”
No prob, I’m rubbing one off in the restroom. (rubbing one off)
“Taking a cooking class, mastering new recipes,”
It’s ok, tonight’s a new chapter in fap-estry.
(fap-estry, fap-estry, fap-estry)

I’ve got my routine, my secret plan,
Perfecting techniques, a one hand clan. (one hand clan)
With candles lit and the mood just right,
I’m mastering solo Saturday night!
(All night long!)

[Solo]
[Chorus]
Master of fap, always honing my skill, (my skill, my skill)
Her silly excuses merely give me a thrill.
(ohh) Master of fap, I like it that way, (yeah!)
Perfecting my art while she’s busy today.
(Master of fap!)

Master of fap, I’m solo tonight, (yo!)
My alone time is pure delight. (delight, delight, delight)
Master of fap, with a secret power, (yeah!)
Embracing my alone time, hour after hour.
(I’m The Master of Fap!)

[Solo]
[Outro]
Went online, spread the word so fast, (ohh)
“Defenders of Fap,” now we’re built to last. (built to last)
Streaming live lessons, tips for every home, (fap, fap, fap)
Fans from everywhere, never alone.
(Masters of Fap!)

[melodic solo]

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