With clever Magic The Gathering references and a killer beat, this track celebrates brains, beauty, and badassery. Whether you’re a seasoned planeswalker or just love synthwave music, “Decks & Double D’s” is a song that will have you tapping your mana and raising your horns.

Lyrics:
[solo]
[Verse 1]
She’s a nerd, she’s a babe, got a massive stack,
Of pre cons and collector packs she likes to crack.
Mulligan is foreplay, has outstanding mana curves,
She loves your shock when she wins in three turns.

[solo]
[Pre-Chorus]
She’s a nerd, she’s a babe, she’s the Proxy Queen,
With a huge stack of decks and double D’s.
She’s got the cards, the brains, the rules on lock,
She wipes you out with Kinnan and mana rocks.

[Chorus]
She’s got a card draw Nekusar, and then plays her Rack
That’s not her tits, it’s a card that smacks you in the sack.
She’s got the better deck, the brains, is a rule shark on lock,
She’ll play Winter Orb or Armageddon and kick you in the cock.

[solo]
[Verse 2]
Gonna salt your wounds, knock you out
With her bomb ass deck and her double d’s
Run home with your little deck, upgrade your stacks,
And then come on back, show her your Atraxa.

[silly solo]
[Pre-Chorus]
She’s a nerd, she’s a babe, she’s the Proxy Queen,
With a huge stack of decks and double D’s.
She’s got the cards, the brains, the rules on lock,
She wipes you out with Kinnan and mana rocks.

[Chorus]
She’s got a card draw Nekusar, and then plays her Rack
That’s not her tits, it’s a card that smacks you in the sack.
She’s got the better deck, the brains, is a rule shark on lock,
She’ll play Winter Orb or Armageddon and kick you in the cock.

[solo]
[Outro]
She’s not just a pretty face with a killer rack,
She’s got her deck highly optimized for attack.
Her combos are infinite, her plays are supreme,
She calls Postie & Tolarian her dream team.

[solo]

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