“Rubbin’ One Out” is the perfect anthem for those nights when plans don’t go as expected. With catchy hooks and hilarious lyrics, this track humorously captures the relatable moments of solo downtime and everyday relationship antics.

Lyrics:
[solo]
[Verse 1]
I got home from work, feelin’ ready to go,
She says, “Not tonight, my head’s gonna blow!”
I said, “no prob, I’ll give you space,”
But libido’s screamin’ and it’s pickin’ up pace!

She’s tired and stressed, “Honey, need a break.”
She’s got reasons, but I gotta spank my steak!
So I bought roses, a backrub, said “let’s hang out,”
But she fell asleep, so I’m rubbin’ one out!
(rubbin’ one out)

[solo]
[Chorus]
Rubbin’ one out alone tonight,
Would love to get some, it just ain’t right!
Rubbin’ one out, while she’s naked in bed,
She’s snorin’, so it’s me and my hand instead!
(rubbin’ one out)

Rubbin’ one out, that’s how I roll,
While she’s binging her Netflix shows.
Rubbin’ one out, on the floor alone,
Guess it’s just me, and Pornhub on my phone.
(rubbin’ one out)

[solo]
[Verse 2]
She said, “Not now, I’ve got a lot on my mind,
The kids are still awake, not a good time.”
I said, “Don’t worry, I’ll be quick,”
She rolled her eyes, “can’t, I’m too sick.”

“My back hurts, my neck’s tight, I’m just too hot,”
I said, “Baby, that’s cool, but I still got a shot!”
Then she turned off the light, left me filled with doubt,
So I’m back in the bathroom rubbin’ one out!
(rubbin’ one out)

[solo]

(Bridge)
I found her in bed when I came home,
She was getting it on with her vibe and phone.
I’m just a man with a need and a plan,
I need to be a master of fap, be my biggest fan.
(master of fap)

[solo]
[Chorus]
Rubbin’ one out, again tonight!
My solo performance, man, it’s dynamite!
Rubbin’ one out, while she’s naked in bed,
She’s dreamin’ while I’m needing some head!

Rubbin’ one out, that’s how I roll,
While she’s binging her Netflix shows.
Rubbin’ one out, on the floor alone,
Guess it’s just me, and Pornhub on my phone.
(rubbin’ one out)

[solo]
[Outro]
I’m done with excuses, I’m a one man fap show,
I’m rubbin’ one out, cuz that’s how I roll.
Rubbin’ one out, but my wife is damn hot,
But she’s asleep, so I’m a two handed hotshot.

[solo]

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